almost-always-eventually-right:
I was drawing a bunch of pentagrams in my notebook during math class because I was bored and I think I drew 150 pentagrams in total before a devilish-looking guy wearing a red suit broke down the door of the classroom and yelled “wHAT the fUCK do you wANT?!”
this username escapes me every single timei cant stop thinking about this post
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so i went to the zoo yesterday and saw the cutest family of otters ever
and then i checked their names
they’re all NAmED aftER fOOD
EXCEPT kEVIN
WHY
WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS
i was curious (and kinda hoped that kevin was like, the manager of the whole foods) so i googled it and:
RUTABAGA. THE POLL ONE IS RUTABAGA NOT KEVIN.
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“There’s a cure?!” asked the girl that kills everything she touches.
“Hey shut up we’re perf” replied the girl that makes clouds.
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people
Immortals are getting bolder
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bro oh my god … vanilla extract
vanilla extract smells wonderful but tastes horrific on its own. but mixed with sugar and flour and cream it tastes just like it smells. we need the support of others to reach our full potential
no man is an island everyone is vanilla extract
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couldn’t resist adding the rest
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imagine trying to learn english and hear this
the worst part is that this makes perfect sense to me
There is no one in earth stronger than people who learn English as a second language. I bow to you
In Ireland “I will, yeah” means “there’s absolutely no way I’m doing that”
Oh another one to add to the pile this is fine
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Ben entered the “Shed of the Year” contest and built it to his daughter Elsie’s vision. He won 1st prize.
He enjoyed building it and would like to turn it into a business.
In the stem of the mushroom, there’s a bench with storage.
A small stairway leads to the cap.
The windows are architectural salvage.
It’s cute & bright inside.
There’s a 2″ thick piece of glass on the floor so they can stand or lie on the floor to look at the river below.
They even put in a little kitchenette area. Cute father-daughter collaboration.
This is *dreamy*.
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i have learned not to disrespect pasta
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